- Anti Joke

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

You sick fiend

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Your mom is so old she died

What did the old man say? Im old

Knock knock. Get out!!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok