- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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