- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

The queen having a shit

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

how much fish could a chicken

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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