What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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