- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's your blood type? Red.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Ms Leong Sux

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

you give like i give lomain

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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