Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

who is not good looking? mon morello

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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