what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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