Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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