Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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