- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

123 f*ck off

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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