Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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