Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

KILL WHITEY

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

ecks! why zee?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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