man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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hey justin

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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