- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

a black guy hates chicken.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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