- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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