What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

A shark ate your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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