- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

one stop shop

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

I was watching Fox news.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

John lazzaro likes dick

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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