- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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