Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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#Getweird

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Your sex life.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Anti Joke

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