How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Homo say what?

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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