Jersey Shore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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