- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

the power to turn magnetism into light

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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