- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Women's rights.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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