A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Im gay What about you

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Your Mum is soo fat.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Maths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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