- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Beka has AIDS

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Guess what? You guessed it.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Your text.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Penis

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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