- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Your mother is so fat.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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