- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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