- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

civil rights

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

knock knock no no you go now i clean

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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