Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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lewis=cardiac

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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sadf

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Anti Joke

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