I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Boxing on Boxing Day

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Beka has AIDS

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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