A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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