- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's round and orangey? An orange.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

an emo girl walked into a white room

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

My name is me I like fired chicken!

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