What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Soccer...

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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