- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

2 black kids walk into school

think twice or at least think

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