- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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