Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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