Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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learn. advance!

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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