- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

KILL WHITEY

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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