Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Tim likes girls

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Knock knock knock OCD

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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