How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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