- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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