What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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An man walks to a bra

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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