whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What? Why?

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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