Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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