What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Chris is hairy

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a. why? b. because

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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