So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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