Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Anti Joke

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