Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A woman wears a dress.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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9/11 my birthday

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Fox News

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Anti Joke

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