what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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