You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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