- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **