- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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