- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Guess what? Bananas

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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