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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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