- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Help I'm being raped!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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