- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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