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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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