- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

No soap radio

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I have read the terms and conditions

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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