Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Jesus Christ

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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