Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Once, I went to Peru.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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