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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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