- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

i killed my family

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

whats white and sticky glue

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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