How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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