- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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