- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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