your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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well now

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Anti Joke

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