big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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