How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Compton

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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