- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

what do you call a young man? a little boy

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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