- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Call of Duty is a good game.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke