Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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