- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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