What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

haha Otarts was here

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

osama bin laden is dead

Matthew Baker

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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