What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

Anti Joke

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