What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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