- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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