Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Try it Yourself »

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Patriarchy.

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