What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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A black student graduated High School

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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