- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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