- Anti Joke

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?