- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Long joke Your such a downey

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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