Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Today is March 22.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Get on the boat.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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