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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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