what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

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