- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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