- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

No because your face is really f***** up.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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