- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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