- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A guy at a baseball game....

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