- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What hurts like hell? HELL

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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