what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Sixty... eight

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A child walks into a classroom.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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