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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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