- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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