what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Caramel Boing.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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