- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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