What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Terry has ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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