Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

flavin's head

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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