- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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